Allon Frankland

Bio Photo: 
Nickname(s): 
Al Shank-land,Big Al, the Reverend Al Sharpton
Exempt Status: 
Conditional
Height: 
6’1"
Weight: 
Mid 100's
Birthdate: 
April 5, 1984
Birthplace: 
Utica, NY
Residence: 
225 West Ave Canandaigua, NY. Send him mail so he can deliver it to himself.
Family: 
Patty and Dave Frankland
Special Interests: 
Strip Clubs, poker, announcing sporting events, strip clubs, hockey, commentating sporting events, strip clubs
Turned Professional: 
Just like herpes, there is an Al Frankland flare up every year at the NuTone
Tour Status: 
Active
Highlights
International Victories: 
None
Current Year Nutone Tour Highlights : 
$8 in tournament winnings last year. That's right, $8
Career Tour Highlights: 
I'm sure there were plenty as he subbed at Bristol all last year. Most notably, being able to hit an 3 wood off the deck. Other than that - nothing.
Best Nutone Tour Finishes: 
14th last year
Additional Information
Personal: 
Al Frankland has honed in on improving his game within the last year with dazzling results. His cap is down to a juicy 11.6. The drives were hammered, irons were crisp, and he dropped more putts than Justin Leonard. Notwithstanding, Al just shot 57 just this week after hibernating all winter. Unless he hits the driving range pronto, look for Al to fall short of his goals in the NuTone. The only way Allon has a chance is to control the knee flex on his downswing. You wouldn't notice it in real-time, but I've caught Al's swing on the Konika Minolta Bizhub Swing Vision camera, and he definitely bends the knees to almost 90 degrees. While it may be a squat that would make Ronnie Coleman cream in his pants, it has no place on the golf course. If Al can keep the swing in tact, particularly getting off the tee without topping it, his bestball partners can look forward to a respectable showing.
Other Information: 
Al's playing partners will quickly hear voices in their heads while over their shots. This is because Al will provide color commentary ala Roger Maltbie while on the course. That is until he hits 2 balls in the water and then he turns into the Incredible Hulk. You won't want to talk to, sit in the cart with, or frankly be near Al when his temper flares. Tip: Crack a joke to lighten the mood but don't crack a beer, because this man gets even more fired up when he's gassed.
Handicap: 
11.6

If his role model is Marv

Submitted by mrbill on Thu, 03/23/2006 - 13:21.

If his role model is Marv Albert his roommate better sleep with one eye open. Marv has a history of cross dressing and jumping anything with a crack in it.

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