David Grant

Bio Photo: 
Nickname(s): 
Son of Ron, Big Foot, DL
Exempt Status: 
4th on 2004 money list
Height: 
6-5
Weight: 
More than Skiv but less than Jason Peters
Birthdate: 
December 2, 1980
Birthplace: 
Caledonia, NY
Residence: 
The Roc (not the golf course in Caledonia)
Family: 
A young nephew Zachariah
Special Interests: 
Sports of any and all kind, ESPN, (although he says the network is ‘a joke’) the Internet, texting numerous people simultaneously
Occupation: 
Clerking for the Monroe County Republican Office – aka Facebook stalking, and using all avenues of internet chatting
Turned Professional: 
He wishes
Tour Status: 
Active
Highlights
International Victories: 
2nd place in a Big Foot lookalike contest
Current Year Nutone Tour Highlights : 
Shot 72 the last day and still lost 6 strokes to Skiv’s net
Career Tour Highlights: 
2nd place in the NutOne in his rookie year. Chipped in from the side of the green only to loose by one stroke.
Best Nutone Tour Finishes: 
2nd, 5th, 7th, 6th, 3rd, 4th since 2004. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride
Additional Information
Personal: 
Dave has had lots of growth since last year’s historic NuTone. And I’m not talking about his large frame. Refusing to spend another winter on the unemployment line; thanks in large part to a newly bought Pontiac G8 that even Eric Delko from CSI Miami would be impressed with, Dave decided to give up the game as a career and quit his job at Bristol Harbor. They always say you have to hit Rock Bottom before you can start your climb to the top, and the moment he hung up his Under Armour Polo’s from their 5 day a week schedule was a turning point. Finding his way to the 9-5 world of button downs, cubicles, and computer screens that most of this group is so accustomed, Dave found renewed love for golf, but purely as hobby. No longer hearing the constant whining from BH members about the long grass on the 13th or having to pick up after useless bag boys, Dave’s mind is free and clear to focus on his own golf game. He better focus, at a 5.9 he’s getting the least strokes of the group, but has the game to more than make up for it. All I can say is; look out for a breakout performance from him this year.
Other Information: 
Dave participated in the Wegman’s LPGA Pro AM last year, and was spotted with Christina Kim and her large knockers partying all night. Rumor has it, there are text messages and voicemails exchanged between the two. I have gotten my hands one such voicemail from Kim, transcript below: "Hey, uh it's Christina. I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My husband went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye." Dave responded via text saying: “Are u watchin the Cuse game? Jimmy B is wanting it. Nice Job Villanova, take it down a notch”
Handicap: 
5.9

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