Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and smoked cigars and cigarettes and did drugs and went on holidays wherever he wanted and played video games all weekend and fucked hookers and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and never made his bed and farted whenever he wanted.