James J. Yates

Bio Photo: 
Nickname(s): 
Jim, Archie Bunker
Exempt Status: 
9th on 2004 money list
Height: 
5-11
Weight: 
258
Birthdate: 
December 2, 1950
Birthplace: 
Rochester, NY
Residence: 
Rush, NY
Family: 
Wife Melissa, Daughter Stephanie
Special Interests: 
Staring at large knockers, fishing for large knockers, taking money from Ron Grant and Nelson Hozman.
Occupation: 
?
Turned Professional: 
1994
Tour Status: 
Active
Highlights
International Victories: 
Waffle eating contest at an International House of Pancakes
Current Year Nutone Tour Highlights : 
Nothing to speak of, hasn’t played much since his victory at the 2004 Nutone. We think he spent the entire year celebrating. We know he didn’t waste time getting his name on the trophy.
Career Tour Highlights: 
Nothing to speak of, hasn’t played much since his victory at the 2004 Nutone. We think he spent the entire year celebrating. We know he didn’t waste time getting his name on the trophy.
Best Nutone Tour Finishes: 
2004 Nutone 1st Place, 2nd place finish at the Port Bay Classic, Blue Jacket withdrawn twice
Additional Information
Personal: 
A graduate of RITC, the Rochester Institute for the Technically Challenged, Jim has enjoyed a respectable career with the Eastman Kodak Company doing something but no one seems to know exactly what. Jim is one of the more consistent players on the tour, that’s why it was no surprise to see him win last year’s Nutone. His consistent play always makes him a favorite in the majors however his appetite off the course has usually left him on the outside looking in, it’s tough to play early in the morning when you’ve had 5 or 6 Manhattans the night before. Last year however, armed with only determination, a belly full of beer and an inflated handicap, due in most part from continuous whining about how he has to get one more stroke than Hozman, Jim shocked the golf world and won the Nutone by one stroke. Not a convincing victory but a solid performance none the less. With his new handicap courtesy of the re-rate committee, and the fact that he’s still celebrating, I wouldn’t look for Jim to finish too strong this year.
Other Information: 
Can swallow a corn dog whole (don’t ask us what that’s all about).
Handicap: 
18.4

Jimbo uses his own method of

Jimbo uses his own method of counting when keeping score he yells 'fore', shoots six and writes down five.

Quote by Jimbo Jates, "If you

Quote by Jimbo Jates,
"If you are not a liberal at eighteen, you have no heart. If you are not a conservative at thirty-five, you have no brain".

Hey Jimmy you going to make

Hey Jimmy you going to make corn dog shish kabobs for us while we're in hot lanta?