Jason Allen

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Nickname(s): 
Ugly Kid Jason
Exempt Status: 
Exempt
Height: 
avg
Weight: 
avg
Birthdate: 
1987
Birthplace: 
?
Residence: 
Rochester, NY
Family: 
Parents, etc.
Special Interests: 
skateboarding
Occupation: 
Snot nose school kid
Turned Professional: 
2006
Tour Status: 
Not Active
Highlights
International Victories: 
None
Current Year Nutone Tour Highlights : 
None
Best Nutone Tour Finishes: 
Rookie
Additional Information
Personal: 
Introducing Jason Allen, fresh out of Huggies, Jason is among the youngest rookies to be invited to bask in the illustrious heritage of the NutOne. Schooled in golf from an early age by his dad Mike, Jason already exhibits many of the skills demonstrated by his infamous father. Don’t let that handicap fool you, Jason’s capable of stringing together an erratic series of shots enough to make any proud parent say holey crap, it’s true, the acorn really doesn’t fall far from the tree! And if inherited inabilities weren’t enough, Jason’s numerous head traumas, just to mention one deviated septum (including concussion) from a chance meeting head on with a jungle jim bar and a broken jaw (including concussion) from prank tricks showing off to the fairer sex has left Jason incapable of certain mental abilities, one of which is the ability to count past 4. He will NOT be keeping score.
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Seriously, when he’s on his game, he is one tough competitor. Long, straight drives and brilliant approach shots are his trade mark. He’s less talented with the flat stick, but still good enough to maintain that low handicap, but sadly, all that’s history now. He’s up against intimidation at a level this youngster’s never seen before. And all on top of the fact that Jason’s latest hobby is shacking up with an Ex-Hooters waitress. Bye-bye golf game. We predict a strong showing for his rookie debut, 12th at moving day, 8th overall.