Michael Allen

Bio Photo: 
Nickname(s): 
Nutcase, Moose
Exempt Status: 
Member
Height: 
avg
Weight: 
abg
Birthdate: 
1900's
Birthplace: 
unknown
Residence: 
Fairport, NY
Family: 
Wife, 2 sons, daughter
Special Interests: 
Reviewing Pornos, staring at large knockers
Occupation: 
Seamstress, CEO of sweatshop specializing in child labor
Turned Professional: 
Still waiting...
Tour Status: 
Not Active
Highlights
International Victories: 
None
Current Year Nutone Tour Highlights : 
None
Career Tour Highlights: 
Cameo shots in "Barnyard Antics 3," and "The Boston Dangler"
Best Nutone Tour Finishes: 
2006 Champion 2nd Place 2003
Additional Information
Personal: 
As one of the most experienced NutOne veterans, Mike Allen enters this year still seeking his elusive first title. Knocking on the door in recent years has not been a problem, as Mike has been atop the leader board entering the final round and just cant finish. Most analysts attribute his choking ways to weak nerves, but don't be fooled, he was more concerned with the embroidery on his shirt than on closing out the tournament. He should be tough to beat this year, as rumor has it he will be getting 3 shots a hole... and he needs it. The best club in Mike's bag is his ball retriever. Mike claims that he taught his son everything he knows when it comes to his golf game, but only the wisest scholars can count high enough to truly appreciate Mike's game. Early prediction has Mike at the top through 3 rounds, followed by his annual drop in round 4. But beware, if this cagey old-timer can put a couple miracle rounds together combined with his estimated 300 strokes he is getting, he might have enough to put him over the top and earn his second NutOne title.
Other Information: 
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