Mike Oatout

Bio Photo: 
Nickname(s): 
Eatout, O'thought, Oathout, Banana Man, Gutter Man, Rain Man, Anything Man
Exempt Status: 
Conditional
Height: 
6'
Weight: 
without cigar 185/with cigar 215
Birthdate: 
Feb 29, 1973 - Claims he is only 8 years old
Birthplace: 
Small inn somewhere in Jerusalem
Residence: 
Behind the barn
Family: 
They disowned him
Special Interests: 
Strip Clubs, cigars, Nascar, strip clubs
Occupation: 
Seamstress, CEO of sweatshop specializing in child labor
Turned Professional: 
Never
Tour Status: 
Not Active
Highlights
International Victories: 
None
Current Year Nutone Tour Highlights : 
None
Career Tour Highlights: 
Won sweeps once at Caledonia C.C. - it was 42 degrees and raining and he just beat out one other participant and won 50 cents.
Best Nutone Tour Finishes: 
2006 Rookie of the Year
Additional Information
Personal: 
Mike was born and bread in Caledonia, NY but is only a "crumb" here. He started golfing when he was 3 and quit at 4 when he saw his first gutter. Fell in love with gutters and owns his own business today(allcountygutter.com). You need gutters, call Mike. If you are Mike's partner don't expect alot of room in the golf cart. He brings more paraphenalia than found at a Grateful Dead concert. If you like cigars, Mike is your man. He does at least 8 a round, and 12 more at the 19th hole. Fidel Castro is basing Cuba's future on Mike's habit. His golf game has improved tremendously. Listens to Campoli too much. Willing to try new weapons at any time. Just tell him it will save a stroke and he has his checkbook comes out. Could be one of the rookies to contend. But has not demonstrated the ability to deliver at crunch time. His first NutOne will be a good test to see if he has a future on the Banana Ball Tour.
Other Information: 
Loves to touch your knee if you are riding with him - don't smile back at him.