Nelson Hozman

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Nickname(s): 
Nelson Rodriguez, Mr. Tsunami, Mr. Necktie
Exempt Status: 
2th on 2004 money list
Height: 
5-10
Weight: 
120 (soaking wet)
Birthdate: 
December 2, 1928
Birthplace: 
Ceetrick, Columbia
Residence: 
Gates, NY
Family: 
Documented: Wife, 2 sons & daughter
Special Interests: 
Taking money from Ron Grant, scamming Kodak out of vacation days, scamming the GHIN system
Occupation: 
Retired
Turned Professional: 
1992
Tour Status: 
Active
Highlights
International Victories: 
None
Current Year Nutone Tour Highlights : 
None
Career Tour Highlights: 
Winner of the 2003 Nutone
Best Nutone Tour Finishes: 
Winner of the 2003 Nutone
Additional Information
Personal: 
Ron Grant and Tom Quattrini refer to Nelson as the big "Tsunami" because the two have been donating to the tsunami relief fund all summer. Both have decided to clain Nelson as a dependent on their 2004 tax forms. Anyway, Nelson Hozman, the "Mad Columbian," Mr. Rodriguez or whatever you want to call him, should be the favorite to win the Nutone this year according to (as Tom Quattrini. After all, Nelson is the only player in the field that we know of who carries a razor in his golf bag, and it's not for shaving his face if you know what I mean. Lets just say that there's no five o'clock shadow on Nelson's score card. Also it's worth noting that Nelson is the primary reason for the no "gimmie" rule on tour. That's because anywhere from 150 yds in, if someone calls Jimmy or he hears anything that remotely sounds like gimmie his ball's in his pocket faster than Grant can swallow Chaurice. In the past couple of years Nelson has become very internet savvy. Not only does he buy all of his cars on EBay, rumor has it that he's found a way to purchase a preprinted GHIN card on EBay as well (you go girl!), now he is known on tour as the "Pope of the Slope".
Other Information: 
Finally, you couldn't write anything about Nelson without mentioning his performance from the rough. It's not his shots so much as his ability to improve his lie, when it comes to the rough Nelson fluffs more balls than a nurse at a vasectomy clinic.
Handicap: 
14.7

81 at Bear's Best but never

81 at Bear's Best but never posted! What's up with your hadicap?

Nelson, Tommy told me he is

Nelson, Tommy told me he is going to beat you by five strokes this year and take all your side bets.

I'm not making any judgments

I'm not making any judgments about Nelson's sexuality butt on more than one occasion he's said he's hoping for a hole in Juan in this year’s tournament.

Ocho means 5 right???

Ocho means 5 right???

Someone please remind Nelson

Someone please remind Nelson that real golfers know how to count over five, when they have a bad hole.