Ronald Grant

Bio Photo: 
Nickname(s): 
Ron, Ronnie, Pony boy
Exempt Status: 
5th on 2004 money list
Height: 
6-1
Weight: 
208
Birthdate: 
December 2, 1952
Birthplace: 
?
Residence: 
Caledonia, NY
Family: 
Wife, Daughter, Sasquatch
Special Interests: 
Staring at large knockers, donating money to Nelson, Yates and Tommy
Occupation: 
Mechanical Engineer
Turned Professional: 
1996
Tour Status: 
Active
Highlights
International Victories: 
None
Current Year Nutone Tour Highlights : 
None
Career Tour Highlights: 
Winner of 2003 NutOne Tournament
Best Nutone Tour Finishes: 
Winner of 2003 NutOne Tournament
Additional Information
Personal: 
A long time member at Caledonia C.C., it seems that Ron's membership is temporally suspended until he completes anger management and sensitivity training classes, stemming from an incident that occurred on the course at Caledonia. The unofficial report is that Ron was quoted as saying to the all female foursome playing in front of him, "shouldn't you girls be home doing laundry and baking cookies or something?" Ronnie has been a long time player on the NutOne tour and has several victories to his name but when he's not playing in the big tournaments it seems like Ron is always paying after rounds with either Hozman, Quattrini or Yates. Lately he's come up with some pretty elaborate excuses as to why he shouldn't owe the money to these honorable men however this past summer he used the king of all excuses - in order not to pay Nelson and Tom what was rightfully theirs. Rumor has it that when he was sure he had no chance, Ron faked a fire at his own house just so he could leave the course before the official end of the round thus absolving him of his financial responsibilities. It's not clear how Ron will fair in this years NutOne but he should be odds on favorite in the 2006 tournament to be held at the Old Course at St. Andrew's. It seems that he's already been in contact with two of his "special" friends that happen to reside in the area, Phil McCrackin and Holden McGroin, to provide him with local knowledge of all the courses and any other information that might give him an advantage over the other players in the field. It's pretty clear Ron will go to any length just to put his name on that trophy, as will all the players in the field.
Other Information: 
None
Handicap: 
9.0

Ron all I can say is with

Ron all I can say is with your handicap if you don't win this year you'll never win again. Oh and your gay.

Good luck Ronny. However my

Good luck Ronny. However my money is on Tommy. He is in great shape this year, is focused, and has Imre carrying his clubs.

Ron once explained to me the

Ron once explained to me the difference between a lost ball and the G-spot. He'll spend 5 minutes looking for a lost ball!

"He has more swings than an

"He has more swings than an elementary school playground"