Steven B. Trexler

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Nickname(s): 
Shanghai Shyster, B-Ville Flash, LugNutz, Chester the Molester
Exempt Status: 
Conditional
Height: 
yes.
Weight: 
me love you long time
Birthdate: 
very early age
Birthplace: 
Out behind the loo
Residence: 
The Orient
Family: 
3 children (Meaghan, Tracy, Scott - all better looking than their dad) - significant other Winter (cold today - hot tamale)
Special Interests: 
How Thai women do that dart thang
Turned Professional: 
692 bc
Tour Status: 
Not Active
Highlights
International Victories: 
Shanghai Invite (He was only one invited).
Current Year Nutone Tour Highlights : 
None
Career Tour Highlights: 
Multiple winner of the "Blue Jacket".
Best Nutone Tour Finishes: 
2001 Champion - best champ ever up to that time.
Additional Information
Personal: 
Mr. Trexler returns to the field of the NutOne and is determined to reestablish himself as the "man to beat". He owns the distinction of coining the name of the prestigious NutOne tournament. It’s a long story that involves lots of golf and many beers and is recounted numerous times at each tournament. Join us at the 19th hole to get the details. Participated in "Manhattan Night" at his last NutOne in 2004 and forced our chauffeur to take us to the "crematorium" for some late night shenanighans. Another 19th hole story for details. Trex is not phased by the post golf regimen that all NutOne atheletes must endure. He can still bust that 1st drive down the middle after a night of drinking and debauchery. Has had problems stepping out to take a leak in the dark (fell off a landing that did not have a railing). He came back the next year in full protective gear to challenge that landing again - no fear. He is well known on the Niagara Falls tour for the large lump in his pants. He has no trouble getting it "up and down". If you are playing in his foursome make sure he isn’t behind you when you pick your ball out of the hole - he may try to get friendly. Good bet for the Calcutta if his eyes aren’t too slanted.
Other Information: 
Last heard remarking: "Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air". His suggestion for Tom Perry: "Drive for show, putt for dough, shank for comic relief."